Wednesday 30 May 2012

Piranha 3DD

Double The Action. Double The Terror. Double The D's

Starring: Danielle Panabaker
                 David Koechner
                 Matt Bush
                 Chris Zylka
                 Meagan Tandy
                 Paul James Jordan
                 Gary Busey
                 Christopher Lloyd
                 David Hasselhoff


Synopsis: After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria in Piranha 3D, the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back travelling through plumping and pipes and into a newly opened water park called "The Big Wet Water Park". This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer's best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of "Baywatch" to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park. Prepare for double the terror, double the action and double the D's in this sequel also starring Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner.


Notes: Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of "Baywatch" to be a celebrity lifeguard at the water park.

Critics Reviews:
"Welcome to rock bottom" says David Hasselhoff, reduced to badly emulating his role in Baywatch. He never spoke a truer word. by Alan Jones, Radio Times

The visual effects are poor and the double D of the title? Think of it a as a new exam mark and you'll be guilty of being over-optimistic. by Graham Young, Birmingham Post

Attempts to go for the funny bone rather than trying to frighten - and that's perhaps just as well. by russell lewin, SFX magazine

If you've seen the trailer, you've seen all the good bits. Avoid like a piranha-infested swimming pool. by Matthew Turner, viewlondon

Very poor movie with poor visual effects, David Hasselhoff must has hit rock bottom to be in this movie, Give this one a miss. Rating *. by Frank O Sullivan, The Movie Review Buzz


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